Mobile games, reviewed properly
We install everything, play past the tutorial and tell you whether it holds up after a week. Big Bass Splash.
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Puzzle · 3.5★
144games tested
69articles written
2years running
0paid placements
Why us
Ads and purchases, measured
We count how often ads interrupt play and what the paid version actually removes.
Battery and size
How much space it takes and how quickly it drains a phone — both are in the review.
We finish what we start
A review only goes up after at least a week with the game, not after ten minutes of the tutorial.
Offline first
Every review says plainly whether the game works on a plane or a train without signal.
Games
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Cards
Classic card games with a decent offline opponent and no forced online play.
★★★★☆ 4.0
Simulation
Run a small bakery through one night. Short shifts, warm art, no energy bar.
★★★★☆ 4.0
Strategy
Draw delivery lines across a growing town. Quiet, clever and unforgiving later on.
★★★★☆ 4.0
Casual
A slow gardening game with real waiting. Fine in short visits, tedious in long ones.
★★★★☆ 3.5
Editor’s pick
Cards
Card Club
★★★★☆ 4.0
Most card apps push you online and pad the game with currencies. Card Club keeps the classics and a competent offline opponent that does not cheat.
- Six classic games
- Offline opponent
- Large readable cards
- Statistics in the paid version
Latest articles
Articles →
Twelve months after the reviews, only four survived on our phones.
Seven games you can start and finish without a calendar reminder.
Where we stop recommending a game, no matter how good it is.
Everything here can be paused mid-level without losing anything.
What readers say
«A minimal line puzzle with a thousand levels and very little else.»
Bruno · Big Bass Splash
«Classic card games with a decent offline opponent and no forced online play.»
Mila · Card Club
«An arcade racer with tight controls and no energy bar between races.»
Hugo · Dust Rally
Questions & answers
Do you review paid games?
Yes, and we prefer them. A game you pay for once usually treats your attention better than a free one.
Do you accept payment for reviews?
No. We buy every game and every in-app purchase we write about, and we do not run sponsored posts.
Why are there no scores out of ten?
A number without an explanation tells you nothing. We give a short verdict instead, and say who the game is for.
How do you choose what to review?
Readers suggest most of them by email. The rest come from what we see people playing around us.